February 2012
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when did the VAC start
do these deviantartists know NOTHING of the family Mann??? for shame, get tf2 canon right.
call me a purist but every fan-made tf2 faction (ie. GRN, YLO, PNK) sucks
nightbugs:
skuboglesby:
i’m not going to deal with my shitty ping
i had to leave that server since my ping was hovering around 200
i’m not gonna be able to play for the rest of the day
i know once my ping starts going to shit it’s gonna be like that until the dead of night
i’m not going to deal with my shitty ping
nightbugs replied to your post: i need TWO keys for crates. where do i get those…
keys are 2.33 ref each, and you can probably get some on tf2wh
oh man tf2wh
my brother uses that already and it looks
impenetrable
i think i will wait until i have real life fundz
nightbugs replied to your post: who wants to give me 2 reclaimed for a strange…
they’re worth 2 scrap. but its the cutest strange
yeah i figured as much
at least i have one scrap now so i could make a RECLAIMED
i need TWO keys for crates. where do i get those without paying.
who wants to give me 2 reclaimed for a strange razorback.
i went sCRAP HAPPY!!!!!! now i have 2 refined and 1 reclaimed metal
my bro’s giving me a Tyrant’s Helm!!!!! woof woop
“medique” - the spy. i refuse to think he spells it with a c. he spells it with a que because he is franch
nightbugs:
how make a superjump with soldieR?
medic
i wanna try tongue some day, like as a food
but my family is too white for that, they’d never ever be down
here’s my brand new portal glados gijinka. she is a white woman with short white hair and a cyberpunk suit. never before seen
Portal spoilers
marththebland:
You can totally tell that GLaDOS is in love with Chell you can hear it in her voice when she talks to her. Chell is totally gay for GLaDOS every time she talks Chell gets weak in the knees you can tell. They get married in Portal 3 and start a new series of tests: what’s the baby gonna look like
jason….. JASON…….. JAAAASOOOO
JAAAAAAAASOOOOOOON
i am dafid cage, please to play my fideo game called Heafy Rain, it is unlike the other fideo games in that it is not a stjupid fideo game. my fideo games are intelligent.
marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
doctorscience replied to your post: doctorscience replied to your post: stephen…
women like you are the reason this chickens late in the first place
sonofabitch
doctorscience replied to your post: stephen merchant said he was shortchanged when…
sonofabitch
i’ll have your chicken done in five minutes
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Headcanon
marththebland:
Human Wheatley looks like Stephen Merchant and human GLaDOS looks like Ricky Gervais
GLaDOS core Chell looks like Karl Pilkington
stephen merchant said he was shortchanged when asked about his dick that’s as good as confirmed
do stephen merchant fangirls know he has a little dick
i’d think that’d be a dealbreaker for like half of them
my computer could NEVER run Portal 2
which sucks, i wanna play Portal 2
so wait why did people like the companion cube again
i felt no emotional connection to it when i played portal for the first time
it’s like what the heck’s the deal
i’m a pretty good soldier
idea for a tf2 item
hat: Teeny Tiny Ten-Gallon
a very small cowboy hat for the Engineer. it looks like it belongs on a cowboy doll because it does.
Dog Fact: Dogs are born with a "helpful" gene. If...
Dog Fact: Nothing is faster than a dog.
oldmanhoho replied to your post: i want to buy condoms but i’m not having sex or…
does buying condoms entire you into a lottery is that why you might get lucky
there’s a Powerball involved somewhere
i want to buy condoms but i’m not having sex or anything i just wanna see what the big deal is
if a cashier asks “gettin lucky tonight” i’m gonna say “not especially”
THIS GAME IS SUCH SHIT I SHOULD HAVE BACKSTABBED YOU
THIS GAME IS SHIT. I MISS 07 TF2 WHEN IT WASN’T BUGGY AS HELL AND LOOKED ASTOUNDING. JESUS CHRIST. HECK NO.
i was playing tf2 and there was this guy bitching and BITCHING about how the game was better in 2007 when people had to pay for it
and he was doing so shitty and he was like “IT’S THESE FUCKING F2P M1+W NUBS” and even if he was winning he was like “i’ve had it up to here with this SHITTY GAME” and he finally left when his team won
that was goofy
what do these fucked up pony fans look like on the other side of their psychotic break
if i was president
id make the kindle on friday
burn all the gay books on saturday
buried on sunday
- wyclef jane
PODCAST CONTROVERSY: READERS READ CREEPYPASTA THAT WAS JUST A JOKE, THIS IS BULLSHIT AND US PURISTS
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nachobragers:
huh, that’s weird. could’ve sworn the terms of service said no freaking nerd scrubs were allowed on this website. maybe you wanna reread them, eh buddy?
beardad n skubbo in: smash bros
[OOPY]ʕ ∂ᴥ∂ʔ[DOOPY]: why is sonic a bad super smash brothers player?
[OOPY]ʕ ∂ᴥ∂ʔ[DOOPY]: he's an edgehog
skuboglesby[OD]: wah wah waaaaah
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i wish i was a skeleton
just a skeleton
i could do scary dances and i could play xylophone on my ribs and i could clickety clack