January 2012
that picture got 9 more notes than i assumed it would
also cool pig doesn’t drink, that’s just REALLY vintage vita-cola
i like drawing cool pig with buck teeth and stuff but i think officially he doesn’t have a visible mouth. he talks! but you just can’t see him talk.
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if it was doomsday every time a calendar ended then we’d have a lot of doomsdays
Jem says:
I'm not going to do shit at work
PIZZAZZ says:
i read that as
im not going to do a shit at work
Jem says:
yeah
I won't poop at work..
except... I have...
just spray some lysol after..
I'm not gonna get a tummy ache when I can just poop~
ya feel me?
PIZZAZZ says:
"im not going to get a tummy ahce when i can just poop" - what im going to make sure they put on your tombstone
cdiganon replied to your post: okay so for my Just Bugs SoulSilver run, my team…
I’m the heracross, calling it now unless you have a good name for it
his name’s gonna be Moxie B)
okay so for my Just Bugs SoulSilver run, my team is
a weedle
which has me thinking: what else would be good on my team??? i use forretress a lot and scizor’s cool but he’s no forretress. maybe a yanmega and DEFINITELY a heracross
i dont know why i thought wolves were like teetering on the brink of extinction
i dont know what made me think that
nightlanding:
skuboglesby:
do you think in pokemon world there’s like an alternate universe Cabela where it’s like they actually shoot and kill pokemon
and like a lot of species are protected by law so the only ones they really go after are like Stantler and Tauros and other normal-types
a pokemon like Farfetch’d is protected by law obviously but Tauros and Stantler are common enough in...
do you think in pokemon world there’s like an alternate universe Cabela where it’s like they actually shoot and kill pokemon
and like a lot of species are protected by law so the only ones they really go after are like Stantler and Tauros and other normal-types
a pokemon like Farfetch’d is protected by law obviously but Tauros and Stantler are common enough in Johto
and...
my name is jean valjean and oh no what are all these weird women in keffiyeh scarves doing on me oh my god help i am being absorbed through their thick sweaters and into their bodies through the miracle of osmosis
what if i find the girl for me, someday…. head rests on hands. i sigh. flutter my eyelashes. look up to the stars as the strings section swells. i am joined by mice in a tear-jerking musical number and all the weird theater girls in attendance swoon. also i am dressed as a ragamuffin
you can’t spell “enable” without most of “cabela” and that’s what this stupid game is doing it’s ENABLING HUNTING COUGARS AND YOU CAN’T JUST LET THEM DIE OF BLOOD LOSS, YOU HAVE TO SHOOT IT IN THE HEART TO IMPRESS YOUR DAD!!!
cabelas dangerous hunts teaches me
you never leave a wounded animal in the woods
you shoot to kill
here comes a flock of gease
aintasuperhero replied to your post: why does every hunter in every hunting video game…
there is a hunting show where the dude goes out like he’s hunting and when he lines up and animal he just says bang because he knows he could kill it but he doesn’t want to. i like it
hunting with liquid ocelot
arden you don’t wear a sweater vest and bow tie to a Big Red Cup party
why does every hunter in every hunting video game have to be a douche
you never see the protagonist of Big Buck Hunter Whoop go like “why do i kill…. why do i sever the ties that bind these geese to god’s green earth”
i’m watching an LP of CABELAS DANGEROUS HUNTS
the acting in this si fucking astounding
the way this dude says HERE COMES A FLOCK OF GEESE it’s like he’s actually afraid of them
oh come on no, war horse cannot be a good movie. it is about a horse at war and wait a minute that actually sounds fantastic, does it fight the war or is it just lost in a war because depending on the circumstances that could be the greatest movie
sitrep
the pork pie was real good, nice and lean ground pork with black pepper and potatoes in a pastry
always good
i need more PASTRY MEAT
eating some pork pie from the neighbors
they’re very nice people!!! one of them is an old cuban lady who’s just so sweet
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what is it about bulky russians that make them the easiest characters to be villains
oh right we had a whole cold war with them
ardeb:
IN OTHER NEWS I THINK A LITERAL ANIME CHARACTER JUST WALKED INTO MY APARTMENT
woah you know what’s weird
Super Mario 3D Land gets harder as it goes on
which is WEIRD for me for some reason
i have this heracross but i could have chosen:
electabuzz TEMPTING
quagsire ALSO TEMPTING but probably far less posable
meowth LESS TEMPTING
apparently as part of the product line you can get sneasel
also there was a BIGASS METAL SONIC TOY at fye and like five other pokemon things and there was a big porygon in one but i didn’t have enough money to get it.
and of course there were fuckin angry birds
i love my little 7-dollar heracross
i remember i used to have a bitchin totodile toy that could spit water but then some stupid bitch filled him with milk and he was ruined forever
“[50 Cent: Blood on the Sand]’s so desperate to appear grown-up it ends up...”
– well, charlie brooker, fifty is not bragging about fingering. he is struggling for a skull and if that is not mature then i don’t know what is because it’s certainly not YOU CHARLIE BROKAW
also i went upstairs to tell my mom the cat’s back inside and the first thing i hear is my brother puking but it was like
it sounded slithery
and also he was moaning so it sounded like he was horkin slugs
[laugh]
if my kitten had a FOXHOUND codename it would be Shit Cat
aintasuperhero replied to your post: the first thing this stupid goddamn cat did when it got inside was run upstairs and shit
sounds like bolton
doctorscience replied to your post: the first thing this stupid goddamn cat did when it got inside was run upstairs and shit
what a good cat
the first thing this stupid goddamn cat did when...
oh boy i had to get the cat back inside again
fight was much easier this time, used my smarts to corner his ass and snatch him up
little butthole didn’t know how to get past a child safety gate
December 2011
dwaynetherockjohnson:
today at work while i was going through the mall for lunch i passed by hot topic and they have this tv in the display and on the tv it was showing flim of two people in gir hats making out and suddenly i thought i had died and was in hell
the big issue i have now is:
do i suffer through 15 levels of weedle for a great bug-type move
or do i evolve it and get stronger pokemon quicker
i AM however using a Brave Weedle named Beezo
welcome to the team Beezo
NAMES O THE WEEDLES I'VE CAUGHT AND WILL NOT USE
Bianca
Diego
Irving
Big B
Pierre
nachobragers:
“mike, the cover for our latest family guy dvd looks like it was made by a 6th grader using photoshop for the first time”
“wow, this is more awkward than the time i went 2 church”
*cut to a church”
“god isn’t real you freaking idiots”
*an old lady dies out of shock*
“bitchin’”
I LITERALLY JUST GOT MY STARTER I CANT BREED
I HAVE THREE WEEDLES IM NOT GOING TO USE
i am not using a goddamn Rash Weedle either
gimme adamant
usually i don’t catch another one of a pokemon if it has a bad nature but
i won’t use a Modest Beedrill
i won’t ever
check out this post, now it might look like a gif but it’s actually a photoset with one million moving dots and oh heck the browser fucked up loading IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A CUTE CAT
I SNEEZE VERY QUIETLY SO CLEARLY I DIDN’T INHERIT THAT GENE FROM MY LOUD-ASS MOTHER
who so happens to be bitchy because it’s not sunny out in the winter, which i love dealing with every year
but hey enough whining about my mom, that’s not what people on tumblr do
why is it not okay to ask somebody if they could sneeze a little quieter
i mean it’s largely an uncontrollable act but you can manage not to scream when you do it
